jacobinesque:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It’s called Catching Fire
Not Hunger Games 2

Some roses are pink,
And so are peonies.
Don’t be a douche over things
People have no way of knowing.

And also to Whovians,
That goes for you too.
No need to freak when people
Call the Doctor “Doctor Who.”

A daffodil is yellow.
So is a buttercup.
Not everyone is in your fandom,
So shut the fuck up.

thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks